No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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