Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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