Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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