I CAN MOONWALK!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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