put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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