maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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