i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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