Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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