The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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