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We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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