8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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