I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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