we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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