Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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