Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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