Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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