Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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