About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
jump out the window naked night went bad
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