i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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