we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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