Whod you bang
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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