he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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