I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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