Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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