Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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