sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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