there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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