WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
high people should be assigned attendants
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize