oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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