also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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