love makes seman taste better
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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