yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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