My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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