You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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