Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Can you bring me the toilet please
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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