When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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