so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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