But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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