um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and she was petting her beer can
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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