i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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