omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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