In America we eat man semen.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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