they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
so much tequila, so little girl.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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