if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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