I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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