Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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