Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
