he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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