sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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