Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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