I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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