Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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