I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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