Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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