There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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