Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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