i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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